Ne Touchez Pas 5

Allison James

Bits collected throughout Ne Touchez Pas 5.


Bits Collected

Bits collected throughout Ne Touchez Pas 5.

In Ne Touchez Pas 5, you navigate 100 different levels with six different characters, all with unique control methods, attempting to reach the finish in one piece. Dodge deadly fans, evade eviscerating laser beams, and manoeuvre around moving segments, hit switches to open paths, collect optional bits and throw yourself through the void at the end of each level to progress.Play as:

- L'Oiseau, a french bird that flaps its little wings!
- Jetpod, a tiny pilot with the lust for thrust!
- Rockit, a rocket built for destruction but here to kick some walls!
- Astro, an astronaut that doesn't know why they're here and is getting dizzy!
- Car, with a full tank of petrol and a six digit milometer!
- Square, just here to give people an easy mode!

Features 100 levels, 480 collectables, progress tracking, catchy music with a nostalgic easter egg for the four people that will remember the original Ne Touchez Pas games from the noughties, and a quit button for when you get stuck. You will probably get stuck. 


Navigate 100 levels in this very difficult, fast paced, simple action game.

It's a beautiful day in this laserhood. A beautiful day for a laser. Won't You Be My Laser?

Won't You Be My Laser?

Lyssandra and the Amplegores

Highest killcount with the Cattle Prod in a single run of its in-game challenge.

To unlock this challenge, encounter the weapon in an Arcade run and kill at least one Amplegore with it.


Cattle Prod Challenge

Highest killcount with the Cattle Prod in a single run of its in-game challenge.

Hi Me Ro Me

Highest point on Hi Tower that Me Ro Me has traversed to. One point per centimetre.


Best Height

Highest point on Hi Tower that Me Ro Me has traversed to.

1 Girl 2 Cups

Turbo Jetrunner

rhymingarfunkle studio

**HIGH SCORE CHALLENGE**

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Get the high score across every level!

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**If you get a game over, you can restart from the level you failed, but your score is reset to 0. Start again from the main menu to try from the beginning.**

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Increase your score by dodging more obstacles, ramping more trucks, and shooting more centipedes! Get bonus points for big air time, going turbo speed, and completing levels without mistakes!

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**TURBO JETRUNNER**

Outrun the man in your prototype Turbocycle by day, take to the skies to shoot down monsters by night!

Drift, blast, and turbo boost your way through 12 challenging levels, featuring technical fast-paced arcade-style gameplay and responsive controls! Go the distance on your Turbocycle before the time runs out. When night falls, your Turbocycle transforms into the flying Jetrunner - blast off into the skies to take down as many monsters as you can before the sun rises!

Earn bonus points for completing levels in style, jumping vehicles and obstacles, and hitting your targets with extreme accuracy!

**Keyboard controls:**

- Arrow keys to steer/move
- c - accelerate/shoot
- v - drift
- x - turbo/bomb
- z - brake (bike mode only)

**Gamepad controls:**

- Left stick or pad - steer/move
- Right shoulder button or trigger - accelerate/shoot
- X (square on PS-style) - turbo/bomb
- A (X on PS-style) - drift
- Left shoulder button or trigger - brake (bike mode only

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Drifting, turbo, and bombs all consume AP. To generate AP on the Turbocycle, ride at top speed. To generate AP in the Jetrunner, shoot enemies - every bullet that hits generates AP.

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Turbo Jetrunner is a solo project made in two weeks for the #Noticeme Game Jam. All design, programming, art, and audio by me.

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Uses two fonts by Brian Kent, Upheaval and Edit Undo.

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**POST-JAM UPDATES:**

- Scores of 0 will be added to the leaderboard in the High Score Challenge. You must complete the first Turbocycle level to have a score greater than 0!

For full game updates, please see the main game page.


High Score Challenge

madnessMADNESSmadness

The longest single run in madnessMADNESSmadness.


Longest Run

The longest single run in madnessMADNESSmadness.

purrsum

Guide a bounty hunter through the chess castle by dashing into/exploding your enemies. Be careful, however! Many say that the night holds both the blessings and the curses.

NUIT FATALE

Sympathy for the Level

Best height in a single run in Sympathy for the Level.

Game	Ne Touchez Pas 5
Studio	Allison James
Date created	25 Apr 2022

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